Monday, June 30, 2008

Dimensions

THREE LAW’S OF GIRLFRIENDS-
1. They can neither be created nor be DESTROYED-- because they are made in HEAVEN… but inherently push you to HELL.
2. You always try to DRIVE SMOOTH …….but FRICTION is always there ……..and it generates lot of HEAT too… (May God save ur souls).
3. All your actions will have an equal and OPPOSITE reactions.( Be alert)

FIVE DIMENSIONS OF A GIRL FRIEND-
1. aggressive
2. unreliable
3. sympathetic
4. intangible
5. faithless (in you)

HOW TO HANDLE DIFFICULT GIRL FRIENDS
Be prompt
2. Be specific
3. Be concise
4. Always say sorry
5. Don’t maintain eye contact ( or else you know better)
6. Remember she is always right in every case.
7. last but not the least …. Don’t blame God…… its ur destiny…. Face it.
-Jaiprateek, Shweta, Deepak, Dipika (D)

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